Valentine’s day is just around the corner and I wanted to give my secret admirers a heads up on the things I like:

• Sushi.
  
• Chocolate.
  
• Chocolate truffles.
  
• Chocolate with caramel.
  
• Mint and chocolate.
  
• Roses, any color.
  
• Lilies.
  
• Let’s just say any kind of flowers.
  
• A bottle of Donna Karan Cashmere Mist.
  
• Down comforters.
  
• Cashmere, like anything in cashmere (socks, scarves, tops...I’m a small).
  
• Chai tea latte.
  
• Massages done by a professional.
  
• Italian food.
  
• Fruit.
  

I’m not the biggest fan of

• Hallmark valentine’s day cards. It’s way cooler if you make your own card.
  
• Dark chocolate, though I will accept this. Especially if hazelnuts are involved.
  
• A ticket to a comedy show. (I do comedy. I see comedy all the time. Learn about me dude.)
  
• Liquor/Beer. It’s fun to have a drink every now and then but I’m not a big drinker.
  
• Ice cream. I’m more of a Yogurtland, with lots of fruit toppings, lady.
  
• Lotion.
  
• Balloons. They just deflate and create a mess.
  
• Sweatpants. I seriously got this as a gift from a boyfriend once.
  

If a man is into me and asks me out on a date, that’s gift enough. Not to be cheesy, but this doesn't happen much. So that would be really cool too.

Or be completely different and donate. As long it's for something cool.