I love getting massages. Any kind of massage. My favorite style is cupping which I got done once in NY. I looked like I was attacked by an octopus.
I have a lot of questions that pop in my mind when I get a massage…
How long have you been a masseuse?
Where did you study?
What made you want to touch people all day?
How are you ok with touching strangers?
How are you ok with touching gross people?
Do you ever get grossed out mid-session?
Do you ever get a finger cramp?
Do you get massages?
Do you have a specific criteria for people who give you massages?
Have you ever gotten annoyed with someone mid-session?
Have you ever been creeped up (aka: hit on) mid-session?
Does lotion have a different meaning to you?
Have you become a lotion/oil expert?
Is there an “Ivy league” version of massage school?
Why do you have to keep going over that knot over and over again?
Do you not care if I bruise?
Yeah, I know that leg is tight. Why you gotta keep at it?
Ok. Head massages are the best. Do you ever get creeped out by hair?
What creeps you out?
Aren’t you tired?